playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill
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mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

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cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

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I want to be around people that do things. I don’t want to be around people that judge or talk about what people do anymore. I don’t care. I want to be around the dreamers that love and support and do things.
Source: psych-facts via l0st-cloud

rniraclewhip:

current mood: goths in a goofy movie

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thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

Source: thorxndor via bastille

dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

Source: dscourage via orgasm

transcripts:

"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

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literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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