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babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

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psyducked:


time is up your mortgage was due, now it is time to pay
buy for $19882

meladoodle:

*dusts off entire photo album of selfies and shows grandchildren*

buy for $122141

funkywife:

if i like your selfie i probably wanna frick

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

rabioheab:

son i’m not mad that your text post only got 3 notes i’m just disappointed 

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not-photogenic:

today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance 

buy for $8351

foodtrucker:

reblog if you’re on this site to rebel against your Amish parents

wurnbo:

how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed

rawritsvivienle:

how about you like me back