snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

Source: snorlaxatives via fake-mermaid

galacticdad:

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

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buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

Source: beeblejuice via cravings

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

Source: plantdust via asian

lebaenese:

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lebaenese:

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

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skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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Source: skypestripper via stand

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

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Source: christiescloset via dysfunctional-teenagers

crustypork:

im not even sexually active but im still scared to get tested because what if i am the virgin mary of stds and get hiv without having sex????? its scary stuff man

Source: crustypork via crystallized-teardrops
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kaliforhnia:

never make someone a priority when they only make you an option. 

Source: kaliforhnia via pizzota
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