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trust:

finally a career for me

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vanillish:

coming out to my parents as a cheetah girl

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habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

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vegetarain:

when somebody insults you

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hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

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